Sometimes nature show people piss me off.

I’m sure this guy means well, but really. The lady’s preggers and you drag her ass out of the river just so you can put her on a crane and weigh her?

For shame, dude.

From the rest of the human race, apologies to our friend the stingray.

posted 4 months ago on July 6th, 2009 at 18:25 /
tags: sea creatures national geographic

All giant aquatic beasts are friends of this space. The Mekong giant cat fish may not be as majestic as the whale shark—and it certainly doesn’t have the ravishing looks of the bottlenose dolphin (or the manatee for that matter)—but we love it all the same.

The Mekong giant catfish is endangered, much in the same way all critters of Earth seem to be nowadays.

A word to nature show hosts, though, just because a beastie is toothless, that shouldn’t give you license to stick your hand in its mouth. That just doesn’t seem like the gentlemanly thing to do.

posted 5 months ago on June 4th, 2009 at 02:17 /
tags: nature national geographic sea creatures mekong giant catfish

Our friend the Blue Whale is the largest critter to ever roam Earth. It can also beat box.

posted 8 months ago on March 13th, 2009 at 20:11 /
tags: national geographic Blue Whale

Our friend the mackerel… Noble beast, just not very bright.

posted 8 months ago on February 19th, 2009 at 01:47 /
tags: mackerel bluefin tuna national geographic

Beavers don’t fuck around.

posted 10 months ago on December 21st, 2008 at 17:43 /
tags: beavers national geographic nature

This video was really informative, but the narration grated on my nerves. The video posted above isn’t much better, but it’s narwhals, bro. Fucking narwhals.

I actually felt the drama as the ice closed in on them. Their bobbing is so expressive.

posted 11 months ago on December 12th, 2008 at 01:21 /
tags: narwhals national geographic

Our friend, the manatee, like most Earth critters, is in bad shape.

posted 11 months ago on November 25th, 2008 at 03:06 /
tags: manatee national geographic

Meet Dakota. She’s been dead a very long time.

posted 11 months ago on November 19th, 2008 at 22:03 /
tags: Dakota dinosaur National Geographic Dino Autopsy

I wonder if this would be covered under Obama’s health plan.

posted 1 year ago on October 30th, 2008 at 03:47 /
tags: leeches India Health Medicine National Geographic Barack Obama
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