Jul 6, 2009

Sometimes nature show people piss me off.

I’m sure this guy means well, but really. The lady’s preggers and you drag her ass out of the river just so you can put her on a crane and weigh her?

For shame, dude.

From the rest of the human race, apologies to our friend the stingray.



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Jun 4, 2009

All giant aquatic beasts are friends of this space. The Mekong giant cat fish may not be as majestic as the whale shark—and it certainly doesn’t have the ravishing looks of the bottlenose dolphin (or the manatee for that matter)—but we love it all the same.

The Mekong giant catfish is endangered, much in the same way all critters of Earth seem to be nowadays.

A word to nature show hosts, though, just because a beastie is toothless, that shouldn’t give you license to stick your hand in its mouth. That just doesn’t seem like the gentlemanly thing to do.



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Mar 13, 2009

Our friend the Blue Whale is the largest critter to ever roam Earth. It can also beat box.



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Feb 19, 2009

Our friend the mackerel… Noble beast, just not very bright.



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Dec 21, 2008

Beavers don’t fuck around.



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Dec 12, 2008

This video was really informative, but the narration grated on my nerves. The video posted above isn’t much better, but it’s narwhals, bro. Fucking narwhals.

I actually felt the drama as the ice closed in on them. Their bobbing is so expressive.



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Nov 25, 2008

Our friend, the manatee, like most Earth critters, is in bad shape.



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Nov 19, 2008

Meet Dakota. She’s been dead a very long time.



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Oct 30, 2008

I wonder if this would be covered under Obama’s health plan.



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