Field Day

The kids were broken up into teams (four), each with a corresponding color. I’d spent the better part of the week making sure these teams were fair and that everyone was in a game that they had a chance to succeed in. All of that went to shit this morning when more than a handful of them went absent.

Still, I scrambled to reorder the lineup and things went more or less without a hitch. When one team was sure they were going to steamroll an undermanned squad in dodgeball—and did for a large portion of the match—a single and extremely feisty 9-year-old girl fended off seven larger children until she’d eliminated all but one of them (her team got a bonus point). Two kickball matches led to more quarrels between counselors representing the teams than amongst the kids themselves. Testosterone levels reached critical mass, but there were no bruises, not even a bee sting, and I’m pretty sure I was put on this earth to lead games of Keep It Up.

At the end, the kids gave me a round of applause to thank me for running the day’s events. I give thanks for making it through my first field day alive to the three cups of coffee I drank around 9, and Ms. J for putting on the pot.

posted 7 hours ago on July 9th, 2009 at 17:29 /
tags: field day kickball keep it up

icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse:

… Lady Gaga is a beautiful onion y’all, she’s got layers.  One stop shopping for contextual pop art and wacky sunglasses.

I’m not sure I’d call myself a fan, but this video is pretty brilliant. I didn’t realize they still bothered putting that much effort into them.

posted 2 days ago on July 7th, 2009 at 18:00 via icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse /
tags: music video lady gaga paparazzi

Score one for our friends the manta ray and whale shark. Plankton’s getting fucked, though.

I really can’t wait to go to the Brooklyn Aquarium tomorrow.

posted 3 days ago on July 6th, 2009 at 18:35 /
tags: brooklyn sea creatures coney island brooklyn aquarium manta ray whale shark

Sometimes nature show people piss me off.

I’m sure this guy means well, but really. The lady’s preggers and you drag her ass out of the river just so you can put her on a crane and weigh her?

For shame, dude.

From the rest of the human race, apologies to our friend the stingray.

posted 3 days ago on July 6th, 2009 at 18:25 /
tags: sea creatures national geographic
S’mores that swap graham crackers for home-made chocolate chip cookies?
Steve Raichlen is my new hero.

S’mores that swap graham crackers for home-made chocolate chip cookies?

Steve Raichlen is my new hero.

posted 4 days ago on July 5th, 2009 at 12:29 /
tags: Steve Raichlen Primal Grill
nevver:
Lunar Probe Sends First High-Res Images
Very much reminds me of Nevada.

nevver:

Lunar Probe Sends First High-Res Images

Very much reminds me of Nevada.

posted 4 days ago on July 5th, 2009 at 11:07 via nevver /

Cease Fire

When I was young, my street sounded like a war zone on Independence Day. The kids down the block would set off a 4,000-shot bandolier of Thunder Bombs just after breakfast, followed by a barrage of Blockbusters, M80s and whatever else packed sizeable boom.

By evening, the entire street was abuzz with everything from whistling bottle rockets to pro-style mortars that set off showers of colorful sparks deep in the night sky. It’s early, but right now, all I hear are chirping birds and a few passing cars. That’s fine by me. I may even get out of bed eventually.

posted 5 days ago on July 4th, 2009 at 11:51 /
tags: staten island independence day
onlymichelle:

You’re fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked.
(robotindisguise)

Our friend the whale shark goes swimming with a buddy.

onlymichelle:

You’re fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked.

(robotindisguise)

Our friend the whale shark goes swimming with a buddy.

posted 6 days ago on July 3rd, 2009 at 02:06 via onlymichelle /
tags: whale shark

The Kickball Diaries

My summer job is at a day camp. I’m out in the sun all day playing kickball with kids, mostly. They don’t seem to have the attention span for much else.

I have no idea what I’m doing out there, but I have a whistle. And I’m covered in mosquito bites.

posted 1 week ago on July 2nd, 2009 at 02:04 /
Our friend the lynx makes a triumphant return to Colorado.

Our friend the lynx makes a triumphant return to Colorado.

posted 1 week ago on June 29th, 2009 at 02:37 /
tags: lynx colorado funny animal pictures
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