Milk of Magnesia

I think I fell asleep on the ferry. At the very least, I was in that semi-lucid state between sleeping and waking. I was keenly sensitive to the lapping tide of the New York Bay, and the couple $4 whiskey shot/Genesee beer combos I had at International Bar toward the end of the night were splashing around uncomfortably in unison with the water. I thought I was going to hurl.

Once the boat docked, I zombie-walked through the terminal and up the ramp to the bus. The S51 is the most direct route; and thanks to the usual bus driver, it’s lightning fast. At 4 a.m., the usual driver is a man, seemingly 35-40, with a barbell piercing in his right eyebrow. He gets the hybrid bus moving, too. The bus doesn’t stop, as much as it pauses at each stop as we rocket down Bay Street. Red lights are merely suggestions.

But last night, the driver was different: a matronly woman. She drove at a careful speed and came to gentle, courteous stops. Most remarkably, she announced upcoming stops over the loudspeaker with a cheerful voice. When it came to my stop, she asked me, “Is here good, or do you want me to move up?” As if she knew where I lived. “As far up as you can go,” I said, and she took me all the way up to the corner. I thanked her, and so did my stomach.

posted 2 days ago on November 7th, 2009 at 14:58 /
tags: Bay Street International Bar New York City Staten Island booze staten island ferry
nevver:

My Sharona

I look at this, and I can almost taste the Cheetos.

nevver:

My Sharona

I look at this, and I can almost taste the Cheetos.

posted 2 days ago on November 7th, 2009 at 13:54 via nevver /
tags: Reality Bites my sharona
luro:

dorkvader:

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Dude. Fucking owls, bro.

luro:

dorkvader:

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Dude. Fucking owls, bro.

posted 2 days ago on November 7th, 2009 at 13:43 via luro /
comicbooks:

Fear-Fraught First Fridays: the Swamp Thing

I really wish DC would just let me write a new Swamp Thing series. I’d even pay them to let me do one. If I had money. Actually, I’d prefer to be paid, but I work cheap!

comicbooks:

Fear-Fraught First Fridays: the Swamp Thing

I really wish DC would just let me write a new Swamp Thing series. I’d even pay them to let me do one. If I had money. Actually, I’d prefer to be paid, but I work cheap!

posted 3 days ago on November 6th, 2009 at 12:29 via comicbooks /
tags: swamp thing DC comics

Polk 3

The people I work with at the polling place are becoming extended family. They’re people who are familiar, and whose company I enjoy, and I only see them about once or twice a year—on the major holidays. I catch up with my real family in late December and my election family on the first Tuesday in November. They’re actually the first people I wish a happy holidays. Just like family, I’m involved in their squabbles.

Read More

posted 3 days ago on November 6th, 2009 at 01:44 /
tags: Election Day 2009 staten island
posted 4 days ago on November 4th, 2009 at 20:48 /
tags: Dane Cook interview Submerge Magazine
I got about 80 pages into Needful Things while working the door at the polls yesterday. I would’ve gotten further if it hadn’t gotten so dark outside (our polling site has no exterior lights, save for one at the top of the walkway, so around 6 I have to scrounge around for a string of rope lights and lay it down along the sidewalk; still, people complain like it’s my duty to install more adequate outdoor lighting to a 150-year-old church). I’m a notoriously slow reader, and Needful Things is about 1,000,000,000 pages, but I’m going to do my best to get to the end, because so far, it’s really good. I haven’t read a King novel since high school, and I’d forgotten how easy it is to get immersed in them.

I got about 80 pages into Needful Things while working the door at the polls yesterday. I would’ve gotten further if it hadn’t gotten so dark outside (our polling site has no exterior lights, save for one at the top of the walkway, so around 6 I have to scrounge around for a string of rope lights and lay it down along the sidewalk; still, people complain like it’s my duty to install more adequate outdoor lighting to a 150-year-old church). I’m a notoriously slow reader, and Needful Things is about 1,000,000,000 pages, but I’m going to do my best to get to the end, because so far, it’s really good. I haven’t read a King novel since high school, and I’d forgotten how easy it is to get immersed in them.

posted 5 days ago on November 4th, 2009 at 10:24 /
tags: stephen king Needful Things election day 2009

Helloween - “Halloween”

The true majesty of this song is in the album version,  which is over 13 minutes long. It contains a multitude of guitar solos, a variety of movements and a call and response section between the lead singer and a demon (probably not an actual one). Still, the video version has its perks.

posted 1 week ago on October 31st, 2009 at 14:39 /
tags: helloween Halloween demonic possession metal music video
nerdgasms:

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BEST.

Halloween only comes once a year, but Stephen King is open for scary 24/7.

nerdgasms:

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BEST.

Halloween only comes once a year, but Stephen King is open for scary 24/7.

posted 1 week ago on October 31st, 2009 at 14:08 via nerdgasms /
tags: Stephen King funny pictures

Thanks to Music Critic and future children’s book co-author Althea Legaspi for sending this to my Facebook Internet Web Page on this, the eve of my birthday.

I will soon be very old and very drunk.

posted 1 week ago on October 31st, 2009 at 01:33 /
tags: Concrete Blonde Happy Birthday
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